My Dick is So BIG…

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  • My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime.
  • My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
  • My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
  • My dick is so big, it won’t return Spielberg’s calls.
  • My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
  • My dick is so big, it has an elevator and a lobby.
  • My dick is so big, it has better credit than I do.
  • My dick is so big, NASA mistook it for the Great Wall of China
  • My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
  • My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

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